Friday, December 7, 2007

Joke - Venison dinner, dear or deer?

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what kind of meat was on their plates; so they begged their dad for a clue.

"Well", dad said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes".

The little girl screams to her brother

"Don't eat it, it's an asshole.. "


I received this one from Matt.

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